Pirates Don't Take Baths

Pirates Don't Take Baths

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  • Create Date:2021-09-19 04:22:10
  • Update Date:2025-09-06
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  • Author:John Segal
  • ISBN:039917558X
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Summary

This perfect story for bathtime is now available as a board book
     
For any young child (or pig), there are few things more excruciating, more traumatic, more torturous than bathtime。 And this little pig is putting his hoof down。 No。 More。 BATHS。 But how can he possibly accomplish this? Well, by being someone else, of course。 After all, everyone knows that pirates, astronauts, and knights in shining armor--just to name a few--never, EVER take baths。 Now if only he can convince his mother 。 。 。

This humorous story is the perfect choice for kids and parents who know all too well the never-ending struggle of bathtime。

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Reviews

Abigail Feldt

I love the formatting of this book! The way it shows conversations is phenomenal。 It was pretty cute and I enjoyed the ending。

Jenna (Falling Letters)

Seems cute at first but then there are a couple of awful, stereotypical pages about 'Eskimos'。 Seems cute at first but then there are a couple of awful, stereotypical pages about 'Eskimos'。 。。。more

Nadina

I love the interactions between mother and child as the mother pig tries to convince her child to take a bath and the little pig keeps insisting he is a certain character that does not take baths。 The mother agrees that they may not take a bath but finds a negative that her child may not be able to deal with。 It's a cute back and forth and I love how it ends。 I like the simple illustrations and how over all it is a really short, quick read。 I love the interactions between mother and child as the mother pig tries to convince her child to take a bath and the little pig keeps insisting he is a certain character that does not take baths。 The mother agrees that they may not take a bath but finds a negative that her child may not be able to deal with。 It's a cute back and forth and I love how it ends。 I like the simple illustrations and how over all it is a really short, quick read。 。。。more

Sunah Chung

In this story, the little pig denies to take a bath by suggesting various characters who might not take a bath, but the pig’s mother is wiser than him。 It was fun to read the excuses that the little pig argued to avoid taking a bath and his mother’s thoughtful rebuttals。 What I was interested in while reading this picture book was that each characters’ environmental circumstances might influence their difficulties in taking a bath。 For instance, pirates may not take a bath quite often because se In this story, the little pig denies to take a bath by suggesting various characters who might not take a bath, but the pig’s mother is wiser than him。 It was fun to read the excuses that the little pig argued to avoid taking a bath and his mother’s thoughtful rebuttals。 What I was interested in while reading this picture book was that each characters’ environmental circumstances might influence their difficulties in taking a bath。 For instance, pirates may not take a bath quite often because sea water was inappropriate for taking a bath。 That is, pirates live in the middle of the water, but the water they can use and consume for their lives were rare to keep。 When it comes to the life of astronauts, they take a bath but with less water because of their space circumstances。 What I did not like about this book was the responses of the little pig and underlying intention of the mother pig’s question regarding Eskimo’s dietary。 The mother pig said Eskimos eat whale blubber and walrus liver。 I do not think those are gross as the little pig said。 Dietary depends on their habitats and circumstances。 Eskimos could not eat oranges and pizza as we eat for daily food。 This conversation could influence biased images on Eskimos and negative responses toward others’ situations。 。。。more

Raven Black

A cute little board book about how *everyone* has to take a bath。 And how even a bath can be really fun!

Jennifer

Fun book about a little pig not wanting to take a bath。 He keeps coming up with excuses, parent keeps countering them with better reasons。 In one spread the little pig decides to be an Eskimo - which is considered an inaccurate and offensive terms by many indigenous peoples。 Parent tells him Eskimos eat blubber and liver which little pig then refers to as "gross。" I will probably still use this book in my storytime and just skip that page。 (I do that with other books that are too long or nonfict Fun book about a little pig not wanting to take a bath。 He keeps coming up with excuses, parent keeps countering them with better reasons。 In one spread the little pig decides to be an Eskimo - which is considered an inaccurate and offensive terms by many indigenous peoples。 Parent tells him Eskimos eat blubber and liver which little pig then refers to as "gross。" I will probably still use this book in my storytime and just skip that page。 (I do that with other books that are too long or nonfiction books that I use to introduce different concepts to my preschoolers)。 。。。more

April

cute book used for a storytime event with library。 Would choose again。 There are a few parts that had to be explained (whale blubber) but over all good。

Candace

This is the story of a little piggy who delays taking a bath by being different characters who don't take baths。 Meanwhile, Mom tries to lure the piglet into taking a bath。 It's a book that takes on the bath time issue many children go through and uses Mommie logic to counter the objections。 However, I have read one review where the reviewer said the portrayal of the Eskimo was inaccurate。 This is the story of a little piggy who delays taking a bath by being different characters who don't take baths。 Meanwhile, Mom tries to lure the piglet into taking a bath。 It's a book that takes on the bath time issue many children go through and uses Mommie logic to counter the objections。 However, I have read one review where the reviewer said the portrayal of the Eskimo was inaccurate。 。。。more

Gwen

I thought this would be a good one to get kids to want to take a bath but really it's just about a parent tricking the child/pig into getting into the bathtub。 I thought this would be a good one to get kids to want to take a bath but really it's just about a parent tricking the child/pig into getting into the bathtub。 。。。more

Jessa McCauley

Read like a rip off of the Little Critter “Just Go to Bed。”

Bethel Swift

I wanted to like this book a lot as it has great imagination and perspective (of a child who tends to abhor baths - especially in place of play)。 My only critique is that becoming an Eskimo (which I believe is actually an offensive term) is included as one of the options for the pig in his efforts to avoid a bath。 I don't like to see culture portrayed as a vocation or occupation。 [You aren't born an astronaut or a cowboy。 You might be born on a ranch, and raised to be a cowboy, but that is still I wanted to like this book a lot as it has great imagination and perspective (of a child who tends to abhor baths - especially in place of play)。 My only critique is that becoming an Eskimo (which I believe is actually an offensive term) is included as one of the options for the pig in his efforts to avoid a bath。 I don't like to see culture portrayed as a vocation or occupation。 [You aren't born an astronaut or a cowboy。 You might be born on a ranch, and raised to be a cowboy, but that is still not the same as being born into an indigenous culture。] There are also stereotypical references to what some of these people group's may include in their diet - which should really be off limits - and the author labels them gross via his main character。 Otherwise a really fun and engaging read but this blunder would keep me from purchasing。 。。。more

Viviane Elbee

Pirates don't take baths is about an imaginative little pig who is trying to wiggle his way out of bath time。 His mother seeks an imaginative way to get him in the bath。 The story is told entirely in dialogue。It's a quick read and the kids liked it。The ending is fun。To note: this book makes it seem like a lot of people don't clean themselves, which is false, and can be offensive (towards cowboys, Eskimos, desert-dwellers etc。)。 When reading this book, you can let kids know that these little pigs Pirates don't take baths is about an imaginative little pig who is trying to wiggle his way out of bath time。 His mother seeks an imaginative way to get him in the bath。 The story is told entirely in dialogue。It's a quick read and the kids liked it。The ending is fun。To note: this book makes it seem like a lot of people don't clean themselves, which is false, and can be offensive (towards cowboys, Eskimos, desert-dwellers etc。)。 When reading this book, you can let kids know that these little pigs have inaccurate perceptions of others, and that those stereotypes are not true。 (You may also want to read it to yourself first, in case the children you're reading to are likely to be offended。) 。。。more

Crystal

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Hannah

A little too much arguing between parent and child about bathtime for my taste。

Danielle Mootz

Spoiler Alert: Mom tricks this tricky pig into taking a bath。

Miss Sarah

A young pig doesn't want to take a bath so he keeps pretending he's other things that require him to bath a astronaut for example。 Toddler and up。 A young pig doesn't want to take a bath so he keeps pretending he's other things that require him to bath a astronaut for example。 Toddler and up。 。。。more

Cosette

I agree with other reviews - a good ending, but not executed quite the way I'd like。 I agree with other reviews - a good ending, but not executed quite the way I'd like。 。。。more

Joanne Roberts

I great idea, but not executed to its potential。 I wanted to like this a lot more。 The ending didn't match the buildup。 The illustrations and text could have been stronger。 I great idea, but not executed to its potential。 I wanted to like this a lot more。 The ending didn't match the buildup。 The illustrations and text could have been stronger。 。。。more

Rebecca

Segal’s crisp and fun watercolor illustrations take readers of this picture book on a trip through the imagination of young pig would rather be a pirate, cowboy, knight, astronaut and more if it gets him out of bath time。 As the mother pig cleverly counters each attempted defense, readers will learn some facts about fantasy careers such as cowboys sleep on the hard ground or there is no water to drink in the desert。 In the end, mother knows best, suggesting the tub as the wonderful place to find Segal’s crisp and fun watercolor illustrations take readers of this picture book on a trip through the imagination of young pig would rather be a pirate, cowboy, knight, astronaut and more if it gets him out of bath time。 As the mother pig cleverly counters each attempted defense, readers will learn some facts about fantasy careers such as cowboys sleep on the hard ground or there is no water to drink in the desert。 In the end, mother knows best, suggesting the tub as the wonderful place to find pretend treasure。 This book is spot on for children ages 3 to 5。 However, it is worth noting that the American Indians in Children’s Literature, who actually likes this book’s concept and humor, has criticized Segal’s use of Eskimo, rather than the preferred term Inuit, and along with these native people’s stereotypical appearance in period clothing, eating “gross” food。 。。。more

Emma

Pirate storytime

Jenn Swanson

A pig that doesn't want to take a bath。 My daughter enjoyed all his excuses for not wanting to take a bath。 A pig that doesn't want to take a bath。 My daughter enjoyed all his excuses for not wanting to take a bath。 。。。more

Rebecca Ann

A little pig tries to convince his mother he doesn't need a bath because he is a pirate, and she tricks him into it。Red flag *mention of poop/pee (lol) A little pig tries to convince his mother he doesn't need a bath because he is a pirate, and she tricks him into it。Red flag *mention of poop/pee (lol) 。。。more

Jocelin

Funny little book!

Viridiana Ortiz

This book is about a little piglet that does not want to take a bath。 Thus, he makes up different excuse to why he can't bathe, for example, he makes up that he's an adventurer or a pirate。 His mother convinces him that could scuba dive to find treasure, making him take a bath in the end。 This book was very cute and I enjoyed reading it。 I feel like this book is for parents that struggle to bathe their children and this book would help them get their children to the bath。 I would recommend this This book is about a little piglet that does not want to take a bath。 Thus, he makes up different excuse to why he can't bathe, for example, he makes up that he's an adventurer or a pirate。 His mother convinces him that could scuba dive to find treasure, making him take a bath in the end。 This book was very cute and I enjoyed reading it。 I feel like this book is for parents that struggle to bathe their children and this book would help them get their children to the bath。 I would recommend this book because it is a cute story that children will be able to laugh about。 It will also spur their imagination。 。。。more

Monique Isaak

tAuthor-Illustrator John Segal is the creator of Pirates Don’t Take Baths。 The story is based on a pig that refuses to take a bath。 The pig comes up with many other people who do not have to take a bath。 For example, he talks about astronauts, cowboys, pirates, knights and many more。 In return, his mother expresses how although they may not have to take a bath, they face many other hardships in their life。 At the end of the story, the pig is finally convinced to take shower by finding buried tre tAuthor-Illustrator John Segal is the creator of Pirates Don’t Take Baths。 The story is based on a pig that refuses to take a bath。 The pig comes up with many other people who do not have to take a bath。 For example, he talks about astronauts, cowboys, pirates, knights and many more。 In return, his mother expresses how although they may not have to take a bath, they face many other hardships in their life。 At the end of the story, the pig is finally convinced to take shower by finding buried treasures at the bottom of the ocean, which is really the bathtub。 The illustrations are simplistic and large。 Students who are unable to read can still follow along with what is happening in the story through the images。 I think this book connects very well with students of a young age who do not love to bathe。 This story can teach students about the importance of personal hygiene and how it must be a part of the daily routine。 。。。more

Kara Buck

This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers。 To view it, click here。 This book shows how to complete a task in a creative way。 It uses imagination to help persuade a little boy to take a bath。 The little boy imagines himself is a pirate in the beginning and towards the end he becomes a scuba diver, which in turn gets him to take a bath。

Dewey

It's time for little pig's bath, but he's a pirate, and they don't take baths。 Can mama pig help him find something to be that DOES take baths? It's time for little pig's bath, but he's a pirate, and they don't take baths。 Can mama pig help him find something to be that DOES take baths? 。。。more

Jane

I can remember when my son was small and decided he didn't need to take a bath so I found Pirates Don't Take Baths to be a delightful book to read and share with young children。 I also have an audio tape of the book so the children can listen to it with sound effects in the listening center in our preschool library area。 They enjoy hearing books we share on the tapes and often listen to Pirates Don't Take Baths many times。 I can remember when my son was small and decided he didn't need to take a bath so I found Pirates Don't Take Baths to be a delightful book to read and share with young children。 I also have an audio tape of the book so the children can listen to it with sound effects in the listening center in our preschool library area。 They enjoy hearing books we share on the tapes and often listen to Pirates Don't Take Baths many times。 。。。more

Casey

Family ST did 3 bathtime books -- way bigger hit than I thought they would be。 Segal's book was fun to do as the little pig came up with different reasons why they couldn't take a bath。 Family ST did 3 bathtime books -- way bigger hit than I thought they would be。 Segal's book was fun to do as the little pig came up with different reasons why they couldn't take a bath。 。。。more

Alice

Do you have a child that won't get in the bath? Well, this is the book for you! Such a cute story about taking a bath。 Cute story cute pictures, tons of fun! Do you have a child that won't get in the bath? Well, this is the book for you! Such a cute story about taking a bath。 Cute story cute pictures, tons of fun! 。。。more